The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…

The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many

Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to

three of them.  They called Congress and asked them to vote

on a method of determining each General’s early retirement

bonus.

After voting Congress decided that each man would

choose two points of their body to measure between and then

each man would be paid $10,000 per inch.

They called in the first General.  He decide to have

them measure from the top of his head to the bottom of his

feet.  Upon measuring it to 6 feet, they paid him $720,000.

The next General, thinking a little bit more, stretched

his arms above his head, and asked them to measure from the

tips of his fingers, to the bottom of his feet.  After

measuring 8 feet, they paid him $960,000.

The next General, with a smug look on his face, asked

them to measure from the tip of his penis to the bottom of

his balls.  Congress decided to call in a medical officer.

The medical officer asked the General to drop his pants.

The medical officer lifted the General’s penis to make the

measurement, but instead he exclaimed, “Good God man, where

are your balls!!”  With a smile the General said, “I left

them in Vietnam.”

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