http://www.huhahi.com All jokes in one place Sat, 09 Aug 2008 18:16:28 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable.The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful. The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good luck will be followin' ya ... http://www.huhahi.com/travel-jokes/a-group-of-americans-was-touring-ireland.html A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's ... http://www.huhahi.com/bardrunk-jokes/a-completely-inebriated-man-was-stumbling-down.html Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So he wonders off to the bathroom and is gone for 5 ... 10... 20 minutes. Well his friend gets pissed off and goes in to get him. He finds him in there ... http://www.huhahi.com/bardrunk-jokes/two-drunks-walk-into-a-bar.html  through a graveyard. It is raining heavily and very dark. The drunk fails to see an open grave and falls into it. He tries to climb out of it, but it is too deep and the rain has turned the dirt to mud and has made it too slippery to climb. He gives up ... http://www.huhahi.com/bardrunk-jokes/a-drunk-leaves-a-bar-and-decides-to-take-a-shortcut.html A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass." The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!" http://www.huhahi.com/bardrunk-jokes/a-somewhat-drunk-man-feels-a.html