Rabbi’s anniversary present

A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of service
by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.

When he walks into his hotel room, there’s a beautiful girl, nude, lying on
the bed. She says, “Hi, Rabbi, I’m a little something extra that the
president of the board arranged for you.”

The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the President of the
Temple Board and says, “Greenberg, what were you thinking? Where’s your
respect? I am the moral leader of our community! I am very angry with you
and you have not heard the end of this.”

The girl gets up and starts to get dressed. The Rabbi turns to her and
says, “Where are you going? I’m not angry with you.”

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