LETTER FOR DAD

One morning a FATHER found a letter from his son . Fearing the worse with trembling hand he opened the letter.IT said

DEAR DAD

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion. Dad she’s pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don’t worry Dad. I’m 16 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son JOHNNY
P.S.
DAD I am at Andy’s and none of it is true . The REPORT CARD is in the drawer ‘just wanted u to remind tat there are worse things in life.
LOVE you and let me know when it is safe to come back home.

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