Yo mamma so stupid, she uses coupons at the 99 cent store.
Yo Mamma smells so bad that even a dog won’t sniff her ass!
yo mamma is so poor she has ticktacks on layway.
yo mamma so fat, when somebody told her to haul ass, it took 3 trips.
Yo momma is so stupid when she went to a 24 hour store she asked what time does it close.