Category Archives: Yo Mama Jokes - Page 2

Your momma is so fat….

Your momma is so fat, when she goes swimmin, she leaves a ring around the lake!

Your momma is so fat…

Your momma is so far that when she walks outside with a yellow shirt on everyone yells “Taxi”

Your Mamma 2

Your Mamma is so short…. she could hang-glide on a potato chip.

Your Mama’s So Ugly

·she didn’t get hit with the ugly stick, she was hit with the ugly log!

·kids dress up as her for Halloween!

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Your Mama’s So Ugly

·she didn’t get hit with the ugly stick, she was hit with the ugly log!

·kids dress up as her for Halloween!

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Your Mama’s so stupid

·she orders a cheese burger from ‘McDonalds’ and says “hold the cheese”!

·she studied for a blood test and failed!

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