Category Archives: Yo Mama Jokes

INNOCENCE IS BLISS

A little four year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up.

The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a comic book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.

His mother says, “Billy, are you all right? You’ve been in here for a while.”

Billy says, “I’m fine, mummy… I just haven’t done it yet.”

Mother says, “OK, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?”

Billy says, “It works on the ketchup bottle!”

youre momma’s good side

Youre momma’s so fat I have to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.

youre momma’s good side

Youre momma’s so fat I have to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.

Your mommas so poor

Your Mommmas so poor that when some kid stole her skate board she said “Hey who took the family car?”

Your momma’s so fat

she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincoln started singing, “Oh say can you see, get your fat butt off me!”

Your momma’s so fat

she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincoln started singing, “Oh say can you see, get your fat butt off me!”