Category Archives: Work/Office Jokes - Page 7

Top Ten Tricks To Liven Up A Meeting

Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the ‘real’ reason this meeting has been called.

Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.

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Top Ten Excuses For Falling Asleep At Your Desk

“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”

“I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”

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Applied Mathematics

APPLIED MATHEMATICS

The population of this country is 237 million.
104 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
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A Bizarre Interview Technique

A man walks into a building and tells the manager that he wants to join their organization. The manager says, “Okay, but there is one rule you have to follow. You cannot get an erection while you are trying to join this group.” The man says O.K.

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In The Service

A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer.

“Yes, I was a Marine,” responded the applicant.

“Did you see any active duty?”

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A Drop In Salary Perhaps

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied “I’m going to Las Vegas.”

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