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THE WORST DAY

There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn’t move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. The poor man started crying.

The truck driver turned and said, “Come on Man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man crying.”

“No, it’s not that.” the man replied, “Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with my best friend.”

The man was really sobbing now, “I left home depressed and come to this bar. And now, just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison!”

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THE LAST HOPE

Santa had just finished collecting the rents from the tenants in his apartment block. But when he got home he realized that his wallet was missing and burst into tears.

“What’s the matter?” asked his wife.

“I’ve lost my wallet containing 25 thousand rupees,” he wailed. “I think I put it in my inside coat pocket, but it’s not there now.”

“Did you look in the pockets of your pants?”

“Yes, but the money isn’t there either.”

“What about the side pocket of your jacket? Did you look there?”

“Of course not!” he snapped. “Do you want me to lose the last bit of hope I have left?”

DETTOL SOAP

santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

MISTAKEN IDENTITY

A gentleman was much surprised when the good-looking young lady greeted him by saying, “Good evening.”

He could not remember ever having seen her before.

She evidently realized that she had made a mistake, for she apologized and explained: “Oh, I ‘m so sorry. When I first saw you I thought you were the father of two of my children.”

She walked on while the man stared after her. She did not realize, of course, that he was unaware of the fact that she was a school teacher.

KNIFE JUGGLER

A music hall entertainer is stopped by the police for having a faulty brake light and, on the back seat of the car, the policeman spots a whole set of knives.

He ask the man why he has them – doesn’t he know it’s against the law to carry knifes?

The man explains that the knifes are used in his act – he juggles them.

The policeman insists that the man gets out to show him, so he stands at the roadside performing his act.

Just then, another car drives by and the driver turns to his wife saying, “Thank goodness I gave up the demon drink – just look how the fucking police test you these days.”

MINISTERS

An Afghan, upon landing at Islamabad Airport, introduced himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer, as an Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.

The Pakistani Officer was surprised, and asked, “But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping?

The Afghan replied, You crazy bugger, don’t you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Pakistan ?