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Chapter 1 - The Resume

Your resume is a crucial document that summarises the
essence of your being to a potential employer.  You must grab
a personnel director’s attention with your sheer, overpowering
wonderfulness, or your vitae will wind up lining the bottom of
her parakeet’s cage.

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Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than
it does today ??

We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death…

Whether you are a student looking for that first time or summer job or a long time veteran looking for a change of pace, this JOB SEARCH JARGON should help you get on your way…

COMPETITIVE SALARY:
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

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e-mail one
Attention: Human Resources

Joe Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Joe works independently, without
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We have a big intern public folder at work, where all interns can post items and discussions, I found this is very amusing:

Intern 1: Does anyone know where and how we can access a high quality scanner and maybe even a photo quality 300dpi printer on campus?

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