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I’ve never understood why women love cats…

I’ve never understood why women love cats.
Cats are independent, they don’t listen,
they don’t come in when you call, they like
to stay out all night,

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What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…

What’s the difference between a barmaid in
the evening and a barmaid at night?

A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.
A barmaid at night is bare and ….

Some beauty parlors do a great job…

Some beauty parlors do a great job.
One young man followed a young woman
for twenty blocks. Then he found out
it was his grandmother.

Should I have a baby after 35?

No, 35 children is enough.

How to dump a guy

Dear ________,

I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further
contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition
was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as
yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your
name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find
better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer
the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition.
Check those that apply…

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One day a boy asks his dad…

One day a boy asks his dad,
“What’s the difference between a pussy and a cunt?”
Dad thought for a minute and said, “Come with me.”
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