“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John
“Yes, I will.” Paula replied.
“Would you do it for one thousand?” he asked.
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In a recent scientific research project, it was proved
that Beer contains the female hormone oestrogen.
That’s why after a six pack you can’t drive.

a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head
so that you can put a pint of beer on it.
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So they can get a better grip on the broom.

If you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an older woman
will just mistake you for another one of her children and let you live at
her house rent-free. Older women can afford to support you.