Category Archives: Women Jokes - Page 8

What is the meaning of “sanctity”?

It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.

What’s the difference between men and women?

Women must play hard to get; men must get hard to play!

What’s long and hard and excites a girl…

What’s long and hard and excites a girl when
she’s finally lucky enough to get on it?

The road to success!

What would you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float!

Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?

Because it does not need to be cleaned!

How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else
in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the
bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE
DAYS before they figured it OUT.

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