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A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…

A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing
then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed
into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not until she
collided with an elderly gentleman that she realized she didn’t have a
stitch of clothing on.

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What’s the difference between women and men?

One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life

The Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes.”
The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide.”
The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it in the front or the back?”
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Great roof

A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her
vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel.

She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a
naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she
slipped out of it for an overall tan.

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What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet
Telephone
Telawoman!

Life Science Final Exam

The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science
classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question
directed: “Give four advantages of breast milk.”  What to write? He
sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for
the best:

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