Category Archives: Women Jokes - Page 5

Age difference

What is the difference between girls aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?

At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.
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ATM procedures

Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing new
Drive-thru ATMs where customers will be able withdraw cash
without leaving their vehicle. (Other accounts can also utilise
this facility) Male and Female procedures have been tailored to
best reflect the behaviors of those particular groupings.

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A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…

A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons
for herself. She goes to the aisle where they are located and sees they
are priced at five boxes for one dollar.

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What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?

A woman who won’t do what she’s told.

What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?

Darling.

Space shuttle mission to the Moon

There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman
on board.

The headquarters in the US  calls:
“Monkey #1, Monkey #1 report to coms for instructions.”
He sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1,
increase the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the
reactors.  So the monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases
the oxygen.

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