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Aatmahatya

Boy- kaha ja rahi hi?
Gal-Aatmahatya karne ke liya
Boy-Itna makeup laga ke?
Gal-Kal newspaper mein photo joh ayegi

BoyGal

Smartess of boys at college’s first day
Boy- tumhara naam kya hai?
Gal- mujhe sab ‘Didi’ khete hai
Boy-Wow what a coincidence mujhe sab ‘jijaji’ khete hai

Does anyone know what would happen if the earth..

Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than
it does today ??

We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death…

Showering: Men v. Women

How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
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How he became a millionaire

A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.”

“And what was he before you married him?” Asked the friend.

The woman replied, “A billionaire.”

Final wish

In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very
proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and
desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, he
went to the town’s undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal
clerk) to make the proper “final” arrangements. As a last wish, she
informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved
on her tombstone:

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