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The newly divorced woman…

The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the
house before, and quickly discovered she was lacking most of the
proper tools to do the odd jobs needed. She made a trip to the local
hardware store and quickly learned that it was truly a “man’s world”
there.

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housekeepers

Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days
who are excellent “housekeepers”. Seems each time they get a divorce,
they keep the house.

The Diet

BREAKFAST
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz glass skim milk

LUNCH
4 oz lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed zucchini
1 Oreo cookie

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