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GUHEGAR KAUN?

PATI aur PATNI so rahe the…
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi,
“bhago,mera PATI aa gaya”.
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya….

SLAP

Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, girl slaps him for pinching.

Hubby to wife:
I swear I didn’t .

Wife: I know, I did it.

DISAPEARING WIFE

Santa left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife, Jeeto, really got on his case and stayed on it.

After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for a couple of days?”

The husband couldn’t believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, “That would suit me just fine!!”

Monday went by, and the man didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn’t see her.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

BETTER FREINDS

Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment overnight.

The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.

Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So, he tells his wife the next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment overnight.

The wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!

ATHIEST

A young lady came home very sad from a date.

She told her mother, “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.”

“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. “Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a Hell.”

Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”

NOSY WIFE

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

“Careful,” he said. “Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! Where are we going to get more butter? They’re going to stick! Careful! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you’re cooking! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt!”

The wife stared at him, “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”