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UGLY BABY

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

WIFE’S PHOTO

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, ‘What other problem can there be greater than this one?’

TRUST YOUR HUSBAND

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband, for example…

A wife comes home late at night from being out of town and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

“Hi Darling,” he says, “Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say, ‘Hello’ to them?”

BABIES

Being a parent changes everything. But being a parent also changes with each baby. Here are some of the ways having a second and third child is different from having your first.
Your Clothes

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

KARVA CHAUT

Ek survey se malum hua hai ki..

agar patni karwa chauth k vrat ki bajay…

MAUN VRAT rakhe

to pati ki umar aur lambi ho sakati hai !!

GALFREN

Boyfriend- Today i am tensed, got fired from job, got disowned from home, mood is also off.

Girlfriend- Acha! Leave all that, look here!! my new chappals !