They are all beautiful.
They are all different.
They can all be cold as ice.
But they’ll all melt when they land on your face……

for you girls…

Why is 88 better than 69?

You get 8 twice.

The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she
might have the sentence, “If you can read this you’re too damn close”
embroidered on her panties and bra.

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One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a
woman gain five pounds.

A: She unties you.