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Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…

Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.
After a while the conversation started turning a little
rude and crass. Soon the women were getting louder and
they were arguing about how wide their snatches were.
(This happens all the time.)
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A woman participating in a survey was asked…

A woman participating in a survey was asked
how she felt about condoms.

She said, “Depends on what’s in it for me.”

Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…

Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,
“I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!”
“Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you
look less attractive.”
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How many women with PMS does it take to…

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a
light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.
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Answering Machine Recording

“You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1
now…….Now press the other one.”

Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…

Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that
you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!” “Oh NO! I’ve just been saying
that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive.”

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