Category Archives: War/Military Jokes - Page 9

There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…

There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was
driving from Annapolis to the Meadowlands, and an Air Force guy who’s driving from McGwire in
South Jerz to the Meadowlands just to watch the Jets.

In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other and all cars go
flying off in different directions. The squid manages to climb out of his car and survey the
damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I am really lucky to be alive!” Likewise
the ARMY guy scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. The Air Force guy just shakes
his head and says to himself, “I can’t believe I survived this wreck!”

The NAVY guy walks over to the ARMY and Air Force guys and says, “Hey guys, I think this is a
sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of
arch rivals.” The ARMY guy thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you’re absolutely right!
We should be friends.”

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During the Vietnam war…

During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he
was falling back during a really fierce battle. “Didn’t you hear
me say that we’re outnumbered 4 to 1 ?”

The Marine replied, “I got my four Sir.”

There was a young man in the Air Force…

There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well-
endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Air Force
doctors and one Air Force nurse were in the operating room to
remedy the situation.

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A man was being interviewed for a job…

A man was being interviewed for a job.

“Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer.

“Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant.

“Did you see any active duty?”

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British Military Officer Fitness Reports

The British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports).  The form used
for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206.  The following are
actual excerpts taken from people’s “206’s”….

– His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

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Two men were boasting to each other…

Two men were boasting to each other about their old army
days. “Why, my outfit was so well drilled,” declared one, “that
when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap,
click.”

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