The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field.
As they hit the sack for the night, the 1SG said: “Sir, look up
into the sky and tell me what you see.”

The CO said “I see millions of stars.”

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A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were
discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, “Alright,
I’ll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over
here!”
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From one of Tom Clancy’s books:
Commanding officer:  “Alright! How about an attitude check???”
Crew (In Unison): “I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!”

CO: “Now, let’s be more positive…”
Crew: “I POSITIVELY HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!”

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   Gentlemen,
Whilst marching from Portugal to a position which commands the
approach to Madrid and the French forces, my officers have been
diligently complying with your requests which have been sent by H.M.
ship from London to Lisbon and thence by dispatch to our headquarters.
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   A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The
marine finishes first and
washes his hands. The sailor just walks to the exit.

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