Category Archives: War/Military Jokes - Page 7

A small dissapointment

Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench

for three days when one needs a shit.

“I can’t go in here” he says” It’s really going to stink”

“There’s another trench over there” says the other.

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The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…

The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and he
overheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master Chief Barnes
has the heart of a tiny child . . . on his desk . . . in a jar.”

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Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…

Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable
childhood as an orphan in the ghetto.  When he turned 18 he
joined the Marines, but old habits die hard and one night the
sergeant found him rummaging around the garbage and eating
out of the discarded cans and jars.

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Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?

A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-start
their new submarine.

During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…

During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy
back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a
red faced colonel at the wheel.  “Your jeep stuck, sir?” asked
the lieutenant as he pulled alongside.

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The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…Funny!

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air
Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of
perfectly good aircraft. “Obviously the Air Force knows there’s
no such thing as a ‘perfectly good aircraft,'” the irritated
officer finally countered one afternoon,

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