Category Archives: War/Military Jokes - Page 6

A dog for a wife

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first
assignment, and it was guard duty.
A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk.

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During an Army war game…

During an Army war game, a commanding officer’s
jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men
lounging around nearby and asked them to help
him get unstuck.

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The new Ensign was assigned to subs…

The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed
of working since a young boy.  He was trying to impress
the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Sub School.

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Following some duty overseas, the officers…

Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were
planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being
an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from
some of the surrounding colleges to attend.

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A fortunate twist of fate

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.
During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that
both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.

“How do you account for this?” he asked the brothers.

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An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…

An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair
of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said,
“But you just got a new pair last month!”
“Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an accident,”
stammered the private.

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