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Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?

Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
A: It’s harder to pick up.

What time is it?

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and
civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control
tower in the middle.  One day the tower received a call from an
aircraft asking, “What time is it?”

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Red shirt

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were
in  danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.  As the crew became frantic,
the  captain bellowed to his First Mate, “Bring me my red shirt!”
The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain’s red shirt, which the
captain put on and led  the crew to battle the pirate boarding party.

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A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went
though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher
and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an
airplane.

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During the World War II…

During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by
the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a
hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to go
down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something – at
least they would die laughing.

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The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…

The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many

Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to

three of them.  They called Congress and asked them to vote

on a method of determining each General’s early retirement

bonus.

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