Category Archives: War/Military Jokes - Page 4

During the Six Day War…

During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across
the burning desert sands towards Israel, when the Arab commander, bouncing
along in his jeep, spots an aged Israeli on top a distant sand dune.

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The general went to the doctor for a physical…

The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor
asked him the standard questions — age, height, weight, and then he asked
when was the last time the general had sex.

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Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?

Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
A. So, the sailors would have someone to dance with!

What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?

Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?

A. Platoon

By definition

A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving
himself at the urinal, when a young boy walks in.  The boy,
seeing the young Lt.’s green uniform asks him if he was in the
Army.  The Lt. smiles and say’s, “Why yes I am…you wanna
wear my hat?”

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As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night time
excersises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump
School. He was quiet sad looked a bit pale so I struck up a conversation.
“Scared, Lieutenant?”, I asked.

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