Category Archives: War/Military Jokes - Page 3

A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…

A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.
One man he passed sported an enormous erection.
“Sergeant-Major!” the colonel shouted.”Give this man 30 days
compassionate home leave.”

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The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air
Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of
perfectly good aircraft.  “Obviously the Air Force knows there’s
no such thing as a ‘perfectly good aircraft,'”

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The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…

The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly
ready for inspection by the general. That worthy warrior strolled back and
forth before the troops, and sniffed and stopped abruptly. “Colonel!” he
spat out. “Yes, general!” the colonel quavered.

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Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…

Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were
invited to the Colonel’s home for an evening of bridge. The Lieutenant was
partnered with the Colonel’s wife and vice versa.

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A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…

A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert
never having seen a woman. They finally decide to send one private on
vacation to the nearest town to spend some time with a woman and tell them
all about it.

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A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…

A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls a
beat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist how
much it would cost to repair the condom.
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