Category Archives: War/Military Jokes - Page 2

A drill instructor at Airborne school was…

A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a group
of new troops on making a proper jump.  He told them:
“When I yell Stand Up, you Stand Up. When I yell hook up,
you hook up.

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At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…

At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells
the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems
and the resulting strategies.
One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question,
“Will we have to fight a World War Three?”

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A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…

A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle
range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills
behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, “I think I’ll just go
and shoot myself.”

The sergeant said, “Better take a couple of extra bullets!”

A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…

A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.
The corporal explained the procedure “You count to
ten and pull the first ripcord. If the chute doesn’t
open, pull the second. That should do it.

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It was the age when knighthood was in flower…

It was the age when knighthood was in flower.
A young lady was pounding away at a piece of
iron with a sledgehammer.

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Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…

Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t have
change for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base’s
corridor floors, and asked him,

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