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A gentler way

At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,
“Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez, report to the office. Your
brother died last night.”
The Chaplain, Rabbi Horowitz, looked on in horror. “Sergeant,” he said
afterwards, “that’s a rather cruel and unfeeling way to break tragic
news. We must be more gentle and less abrupt in the future,”

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During WW II an American soldier…

During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe
for three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught a
supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a
train to London.

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A young, freshly minted lieutenant…

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part
of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines,
the captain asked for questions.

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El delicatassen

Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on

Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure… by
the way, as we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on
the far end of the runway.”

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Better than Sex

A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time
and keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozen
lesson & music books.

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