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The company sergent is briefing the recruits:

“For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father, and I
will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married, so you know what that
makes you…”

To escape an oppressive military regime.

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised
new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI
insurance.

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A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a group
of new troops on making a proper jump.  He told them:
“When I yell Stand Up, you Stand Up. When I yell hook up,
you hook up.

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At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells
the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems
and the resulting strategies.
One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question,
“Will we have to fight a World War Three?”

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