Category Archives: Travel Jokes - Page 9

A great way to spend eternity

A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira,
one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide
pointed out where a young couple, petrified by lava, had been
discovered. They had died in the act of making love.

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Bathroom control

One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As
they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse and
turns around. He says “Hey Paco, you shit your pants?” Paco says “No, Pablo,
I did not shit my pants.”

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The Zen Master is visiting New York City…

The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a
hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”

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Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long and
then, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly retired.

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Her father was very angry when he heard that his…

Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty year
old daughter had hitch hiked all alone, all the way from San
Francisco to Washington.

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A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…

A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her
cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea
sickness. In a panic she rushed into the corridor and
headed for the bathroom.

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