Category Archives: Travel Jokes - Page 8

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.
He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After
riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said,

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Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?

Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.

How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?

Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
A: With a fishing pole!

The Mohel

This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm
needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn’t
read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the window.
She goes in and hands the man her clock.

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Room Service

This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and
roomservice at a hotel in Asia.  It was  recorded and
published in the Far East Economic Review:

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Show him your cross

Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are
traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in
Transylvania.  As they are stopped at a traffic light, out
of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car
and hisses at them through the windshield.

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