Category Archives: Travel Jokes - Page 7

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of
Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and
offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the
horse and they rode off.

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The fucking lights

Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly
illuminated. “Who turned on the fucking lights?” a male passenger, who had
been surly since boarding, snarled at a stewardess.

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A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…

A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a
beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald’s actually does serve
beer.)  The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the
jab:

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A fair warning

Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, the
largest animal to roam the lands.  Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen
bunches of bananas, 6 tons of hay, and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits.
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…

 A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.  After it reached a
comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an
announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this
is your captain speaking.  Welcome to Flight Number 293,
nonstop from New York to Los Angeles.

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A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel
bag onto the plane.  Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to
stuff it in the overhead bin.  “Do you always carry such heavy luggage?”
she sighed.

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