Category Archives: Travel Jokes - Page 6

Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…

Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,
indicating to the flight attendants that breakfast could be served.
One of the passengers, upset because he was awakened, growled, “Who
turned on the fucking lights!”

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Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…

Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that
he’s worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells him,
“Just eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.”
Steve says, “Will that keep me from getting sick?”
The doctor says, “No, but it’ll look real pretty in the water.”

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same
sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both
manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

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Helpful advice for travellers

Helpful advice for travellers:
If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.
BECAUSE:  What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the
SAME TIME with a bomb?

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile
cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under
it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries
starts to laugh uncontrollably.

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My car

A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out
and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears
some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of
his trunk! He runs around and yells, “Hey, bud, this is my car!” “OK,” the
man says, “You take the front and I`ll take the back.” Read more »