Category Archives: Travel Jokes - Page 5

A delicacy

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day
of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did
it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that
you just served?”

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Two Tourists

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching
Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s
name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they
stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee.

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Playing tabla

Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on
the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was
patting him on his butt.

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Fly out of Genoa

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.

It’s called Genitalia.

From a Southwest Airlines employee….

“Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt,
insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like
every other seatbelt, and if you don’t know how to operate one, you
probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.

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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding
her hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not
intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing
up in this high wind?”

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