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A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.
He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.

When they’re done, he said, “I’m afraid my
Finnish isn’t too good.”

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No exit

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess;
the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their
arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline
personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

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A passenger announcement.

This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come in
sideways.

The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…

The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris, France,
and headed straight for the lingerie counter. He intently studied the
array of lacy underthings and the sales lady bustled over to him.

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A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…

A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing
then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed
into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not until she
collided with an elderly gentleman that she realized she didn’t have a
stitch of clothing on.

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Scholarly discussion

A stranger was  seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the the
stranger turned to  the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard
that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger.”

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