Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”

Pilot: “Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can
we make up here?”

Radar: “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it
hits a 747?”

The subway car was packed.  It was rush hour, and many people were
forced to stand.  One particularly cramped woman turned to the man
behind her and said, “Sir, if you don’t stop poking me with your thing,
I’m going to the cops!”

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On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy due
to motion sickness.She make her way to the restroom,only to find it
locked.She went back to her seat, laid her head back and tried to
fight off the nausea.

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Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle East

AKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

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As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside
a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists.  An Arab
salesman approached them carrying belts.

After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked
where they were from.

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