Category Archives: Travel Jokes - Page 10

Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…

Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.
They were discussing the fact that if they go
for a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes,
but if they take the cigarettes with them, they
will get soaked.

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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out the
window, turned to his mother and said,

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Happens

For all of you out there who’ve had to deal with an irate customer, this one

is for you. It’s a classic! In tribute to those ‘special’ customers we all

love!

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In True Lassie Fashion

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk.”

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Shaping Up For A Good Excuse

This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

“I was only going 40!” the driver protested.

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The Speeding Offensive

This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

“I was only going 40!” the driver protested.

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