Category Archives: Travel Jokes

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

After a busy day when the commuters boarded the train ,they witnessed a loud conversation

“Hi darling, it’s John, I’m on the train – yes, I know it’s 7.00 and not 5.00 but I had a long meeting .
No, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss, no darling you’re the only one in my life.
Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., blah, blah, blah…”

When this went on more than 15 minutes, a young woman sitting opposite him,
driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice,
“Hey, John! Turn off that phone and come back to bed!”

OUTHOUSE

Once a tourist went to the mountains , there he saw a very little cabin .curious he knocked on the door

“Anybody home?”

A child’s voice answered, “Yep.”

“Is your Father there?”

“Pa? Nope, he left before Ma came in.”

“Well, is your Mother there?”

“Nope, Ma left just before I got here.”

“Are you never together as a family?”

“Sure, but not here. This is the outhouse!”

FITNESS PROGRAMM

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, “We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41.”

So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35.

So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: “Thank you for participating in Delta’s physical fitness program.

CHOCOLATE PEANUTS

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch he asks the little old lady why they don’t eat the peanuts themselves.

“We can’t chew them because we’ve no teeth”, she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, “Then, why do you buy them then?”

The old lady replied, “We just love the chocolate around them.”

SMART WIFE

Husband: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!”

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good.

The wife welcomed him and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t u pack my blue silk pajamas?”

“I did… They’re in your fishing box !!!

Names in English

Funny meanings of places in english

1=Large State
“Maha-Rastra”

2=place of Kings
“Raja-Sthan”

3=Mr. City
“Shri-Nagar”
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