Q: How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
A: Give him a piece of paper with “Please turn over” written on both sides.
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Q: What should you give an elf who wants to be taller?
A: Elf raising flour.
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A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.
“Tiny” replies the man.
“Why’s that?” asks the bartender.
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