1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now & we don’t know where the heck she is.

2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

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A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight.

The guide told her, “This is our number one sport.”

The horrified woman said, “Isn’t that revolting?”

“No,” the guide replied, “revolting is our number two sport.”

Supplemental Rules for Bowling

If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike. In which case, you can renege on the “overs”.

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