Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a
building on fire.  A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her
pet cat in her arms.

“Hey, lady,” yells Larry, “Throw me the cat.”

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Four married guys go golfing.  During the 4th hole the following
conversation took place:
First Guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
golfing this weekend.  I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend.”

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When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you
?.up the arse with her clitoris.

A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner
wearing a neck brace.
He sat down and asked his mate what happened.
“Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough,” replied his
friend.
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Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. Suddenly
Clinton grabs Hillary by the
collar and throws her over the side and onto the field. The stunned
umpire shouted, “No, Mr. President!
I said, Throw the first PITCH!”