Category Archives: Sports Jokes

BLIND GOLFERS

A priest, a doctor and a lawyer were playing golf together one morning, but were stuck behind a particularly slow group. All three were complaining about how long the group were taking on each hole. Finally they spotted the green keeper, so they decided to have a word with him.

“That’s a group of blind firefighters,” explained the green keeper. “They lost their sight while saving our clubhouse last year. So we let them play here any time free of charge.”

The priest said, “That’s so sad. I think I’ll say a special prayer for them tonight.”

The doctor said, “That’s a good idea. And I’m going to consult all my textbooks to see if there isn’t anything that can be done for them.”

The lawyer said, “Why can’t these guys play at night?”

GOLFER

Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”

FITNESS PROGRAMM

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, “We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41.”

So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35.

So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: “Thank you for participating in Delta’s physical fitness program.

Three-some:

A Pastor, a Doctor and an Engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, “What`s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!”
The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inaptitude!”
The pastor said, “Hey, here comes the greens keeper.

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Safe custoday

Once a divorce case was being settled in court and the Judge asked the little kid of the couple, “Little boy, would you like to stay with your father!”
The kid said, “No he beats me everyday!” The judge asked him, “So you want to stay with your mother?”
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Golf Clubs?

There was a very rich man. He fell sick and could not be cured by any Doctor. Ultimately he came across a Doctor who cured his ailment. After the cure, the rich man asked the Doctor to ask for anything he cared in the World. But the Doctor refused to accept any gifts on the plea that it was his duty and he has charged him the professional fees.

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