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A Pastor, a Doctor and an Engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, “What`s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!”
The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inaptitude!”
The pastor said, “Hey, here comes the greens keeper.

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Once a divorce case was being settled in court and the Judge asked the little kid of the couple, “Little boy, would you like to stay with your father!”
The kid said, “No he beats me everyday!” The judge asked him, “So you want to stay with your mother?”
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There was a very rich man. He fell sick and could not be cured by any Doctor. Ultimately he came across a Doctor who cured his ailment. After the cure, the rich man asked the Doctor to ask for anything he cared in the World. But the Doctor refused to accept any gifts on the plea that it was his duty and he has charged him the professional fees.

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“Throw the baby down!” shouted the fireman to a woman on top of a blazing building.
“I won`t!” she yelled back. “You might drop him!”
“No, I won`t!” he shouted back. “I m a professional goalkeeper!”
Reassured, the woman dropped her baby to the footballer, who immediately bounced the child three times and kicked him over the garden wall…!

A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more and more concerned until, at 8 p.m., the husband finally pulls into the driveway.
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