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Office Memo

Dear Staff,
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume that you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

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Archery Contest

Once upon a time there was an archery contest.

The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position…

He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow, which finds the center of the target.

Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM…… ROBIN HOOD!!! The crowd cheers!

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Have an Affair

Banta, “All of the thrill is gone from my marriage.”

Santa, “Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?”

Banta, “But what if my wife finds out?”

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Funniest Joke

Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with Read more »

Wife`s Birthday

Santa thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife’s birthday and, also, their anniversary.

He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to Jeetoo on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, “Your loving husband.”

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