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Lost and found!

Having lost his donkey, Banta got down on his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, “your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?”
Banta replied “I am thanking him for seeing to it that I was not riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.”

Image!

Banta is traveling by the train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the door, which happens to have a mirror in the front.
He thinks there is someone in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat.
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Ditto

Banta and his son who ran a modest motor spare-parts business won Rs. 50 lakhs in a lottery. They spent the money to expand the business to include spare-parts for imported cars. They placed orders with foreign firms and got invoices in return.

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Bugged…

Once Santa was on a travelling by train. As fate should have, he was in the last compartment.
Now the problem was, whenever the train stopped at a station his compartment would never be on the platform.
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Who is online?

Santa calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help ! My wife`s going into labor!”
The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first child ?”
He says, “No! This is her husband!”

Cable and Wireless!

Once Santa and an American had a discussion over whose civilization was technologically more advanced in the ancient times. As the discussion was getting nowhere, they both decided to do some archaeological excavation to prove their respective claims. So the American started digging up in USA and after some time came up with a curly wire of a telephone.
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