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POSTBOX

Sardarji one
Manager asked sardar at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

WIFE KI MAUT

SANTA-bara dukh hua teri wife ki maut ki khabar sun kar,waise kya hua si?
BANTA-maathe wic goli lag gayi si
SANTA-sukra hai aaknh bach gayi si

I LOVE YOU

SANTA-kya baat hai yaar ?…………..
aaj teri mobile pe alag alag no. se
I love You ke sms aah rahe hai
BANTA-are yaar apni aisi kismat kha ……
aaj toh galti se wife ka mobile laya hun

Playing side B

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song.After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and started singing again.
Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.

Carrot juice

Santa Singh: “My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold.”
Banta Singh: “Does it work?”
Santa Singh: “I don’t know… I can never finish drinking the hot bath.”

Santa Singh: “My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold.”
Banta Singh: “Does it work?”
Santa Singh: “I don’t know… I can never finish drinking the hot bath.”

Santa Singh: “My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold.”
Banta Singh: “Does it work?”
Santa Singh: “I don’t know… I can never finish drinking the hot bath.”

Santa Singh: “My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold.”
Banta Singh: “Does it work?”
Santa Singh: “I don’t know… I can never finish drinking the hot bath.”

Santa Singh: “My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold.”
Banta Singh: “Does it work?”
Santa Singh: “I don’t know… I can never finish drinking the hot bath.”

Santa Singh: “My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold.”
Banta Singh: “Does it work?”
Santa Singh: “I don’t know… I can never finish drinking the hot bath.”

Silent Movie

SARDAR’s Brilliance proved:
Teacher:Which Was the 1st Silent Film In hindi ?
SARDAR: If Film was Silent, How Cud u Know It Was hindi?
Teacher shocked
SARDAR rocked………=))