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MUmmies

Two Sardars looking at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case!

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai :BC-1760!!

Petrol

Petrol pump se 21 KM door 1 Fauji truck ka petrol khatam ho gaya 2nd seat par Major beitha tha

Santa driver ne Major ko bataya ki Sir Petrol pump tak dhakka lagana parray ga Sub neechay utray Aur Dhakka Lagana shuru kia kaafi dair baad Petrol pump par pahunch gaye Kuchh jawan thak k behosh ho gaye Santa ne petrol dalwana shuru kia to Major ne kaha k Peechhy jo Drum hai Us me bhe dalwa Lo

Santa: Sir, Wo tou full hai Emergency k liye rakha hua hai

ANDHERA

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?

Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai

RACE

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

VILLAGE MAN

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

FOREINGER

After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife – Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”