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Once Santa and Banta were celebrating in a bar. A man walks into the bar and asks what the fuss is all about.
Santa says: “We have just put together a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle in under six hours.”
The man says: “So what’s the big deal.
The Banta. “On the box it says from 3 to 5 years.”

Jump to conclusion!

Santa and his friend are watching a film in a theatre. Just before the interval they see a man standing on the rooftop looking down.
During the break the friend says to Santa: I bet the man will jump and break his bones.
Santa says: No, I am sure he would not
So they decide that whoever looses treats the other to a drink after the film. Santa loses.
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Height of wait !

Santa and Banta decide to go picnicking one day. When they get there, they realize they`ve forgotten the whisky.
Banta says he go and get it if he promises not to eat the chicken till he gets back.
Now, Santa waits and waits till a whole day goes by, when Santa says to himself: Come on, I`m hungry. He is not going to come back so let me eat the chicken anyway.
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Hand baggage…

Santa boarded a crowded bus with a bagful of purchases. There was no vacant seat. As the old bus rattled and swayed, he supported himself precariously, holding the bag in one hand, the other hand holding the bar provided near the cieling.
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One for Imamuddin !!

Subedar Santa and Subedar Imamuddin were in the same regiment in the British Indian Army, they were inseparable friends and spent their evenings drinking together.
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Alive or Dead ?

Banta and Santa were working on a roof, when Banta slipped and fell to the ground. Santa leaned over and called out:
“Are you dead or alive, Banta?”
“Alive,” moaned Banta.
“You are a liar. I donot know whether to believe you or not,” said Santa
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