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Lotto !

Santa finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he s in serious financial trouble. He is so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray………..
“Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I have lost my business and if I do not get some money, I am going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto”.
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Punjabi and Bengali Patriotrism

Banta and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State s patriotic history during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both ended up claiming that their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters.
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Know all!

Banta was bragging to his boss one day,” You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Banta how about Tom Cruise?”
“Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.”
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Santa with Gary!

Santa is Flying from Moscow to Delhi. To his surprise, sitting right beside him is Gary Kasporov, the world Chess Champion. Santa has always been in awe of Chess players, and immediately starts up a conversation with Gary about the Nuances of the Game etc.
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Reply to the Call!

Santa got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. “Is this one one one one?”, says the voice.
“No, this is eleven eleven.”
“Are you sure it is not one one one one?”
“No, this is eleven eleven.”
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