The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walking
round his new parish, after leaving his wife in bed
with the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack of
cigarettes.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness
with a Hell’s Angels motorcycle gang member????

Someone who comes to your door and tells *you* to fuck off!

Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.
They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said that
they were 4 for a dollar. The nuns said okay.
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This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he would
spend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house,
he was told that the only way he could play today was if he
was willing to play along with three nuns.

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Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?

Well God found plenty of guys who liked
to deal with sheep, but he could’nt
find three wise men or a virgin.