Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it
was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah will
merge.

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The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going
to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and
all the evil things are destroyed. But, I want to save a few good
people and two of every living thing on the planet. I am ordering
you to build an ark.” And, in a flash of lightning, he delivered
the specifications for the ark.

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Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, “Well, honey, God is
both male and female.”
This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, “Is God black or white?”
“Well, God is both black and white.”
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The girl knelt in the confessional and said,
“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”
“What is it, child?”
“Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.
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The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher
to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the
church and said “Whoever is not willing to take a bullet
for Jesus better leave now.” More than half of the
congregation jumped up and ran out the door.

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