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This fellow comes to confession…

This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive me
for I have sinned.”
The priest asked, “What did you do, my son?”
“I lusted,” the fellow replied.
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A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…

A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Near
the cash register he saw a display of caps with “WWJD”
printed on all of them.

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Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…

Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamic
young preacher raised himself to full height, leaned over
the pulpit and boomed,

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Confession

The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she
has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret is safe in the
sanctity of the confessional.
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Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?

Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?

They don’t like to look down on the unemployed.