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Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.
“I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease, and I’m gonna die from it.”
“Ridiculous,” said the doctor. “you’d never know if you had the disease or not.

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One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good news and
bad news. First the good news. I am tired of all the squabbling between
the religions. I have decided there will be only the one true religion”.
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A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the
scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered
dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years.

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

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